Me: And Aaron Tveit looked so beautiful! And I spazzed out when I saw him and I just died! I DIED!
Friend: Let me know when you're done rambling about him.
Me: Why you no like!? It's freaking Aaron Tveit we're talking about here!
Friend: Ugh! You won't shut up about him!
Me: How are you not attracted to him? That's unhuman.
Friend: Well, let's see.. Hmm.. Maybe it's because I'm a heterosexual male!
Friend: Let me repeat this to you slowly. I.. Don't.. Like.. GUYS! Talk about Aaron Tveit, I'm not listening, but if you talk about Jessica Alba, that's a different story.
Me: Psh! Haters gonna hate. Tveiters gonna Tveit.
Friend: I don't know why I still talk to you.